Last night I cut my hair, my mother said that my dad would be angry with me because of it, so being the person that I am I left him a note that read: "Dear dad, I'm running away from home. I'm sick and tired of living here. Goodbye dad. Love, Dew..... Just kidding! I cut my hair really short, but see how much worse it could have been? Love you.
P.S Have a good day.
P.S.S Mom could have stopped me. >.> "
I'll see if he found the note funny when he gets home.